Dear India, enough is enough, this is no longer funny, please stop

 A scene from an important's office, some place in India

Ok indeed, you. Come. Come. Plunk down, please.

You realize the reason why have arrived, no?

Arre, please. Obviously, we both realize the reason why have arrived.

It is fine for you to be great at cricket. Something to be pleased with even. That we can comprehend and permit. In any case, for what reason must you generally take it to this degree? For what reason can you not sense when that's it?

My meaning could be a little more obvious. My meaning could be a little more obvious. Whipping that poor Sri Lanka group is what I mean. This isn't the initial time. Or then again the subsequent time. Try not to think we have not taken note.

Look here. focuses Nagpur 2017 - an innings and 239 runs. Pallekele 2017 - an innings and 171 runs. Galle 2017 - ah, there you won exclusively by 304 runs. Verrry kind. Do I need to go on? Ok, you need me to check the ODI document?

You know what Sri Lanka needs to manage, isn't that right? This, you should know at this point. Their home conditions…

Speaks with a softer tone. Tune in, they haven't saved a mentor for over two years. It's an exceptionally wretched circumstance. In excess of ten mentors in decade. Like a spinning entryway as it were...

We should not discuss their board. In this match, you hit 574 runs in the principal innings. Between every one of their high level authorities, they couldn't actually marshal that many mind… I feel so harsh to try and express these things. Be that as it may, you understand everything.

What's more your Ravindra Jadeja. My god. Without anyone else, he is scoring 175 not out. You're not allowing them to score even that amount for the entire group in the principal innings. As though that wasn't sufficient he takes nine wickets. NINE. Would you be able to envision? In excess of 129 overs, all of Sri Lanka took eight, yaar. Would you be able to perhaps clarify this conduct? These individuals are your neighbors. Some respect they should have, no?

Scoring this large number of pursues even they clearly picked some unacceptable assault for this pitch, and their quick bowler Lahiru Kumara separated right from the start. Multiple times over the most recent three years he has harmed himself in a Test. For quite a long time we realize they've had these issues, no? Did you realize they have prohibited bum-taps in their group since they are concerned they will do a vocation finishing injury?